Imagine it's the fifth week of the television being hijacked and every channel is just the fishing program.
You want to watch the game tonight? Hope you meant Fishing Finals, which starts right after fishing with Mike at 5PM, the time Stink of Fish usually ends.
The cable guy has been working on the antena for two hours now, someone should go up and check on him, or rather on the status of our cable, not me tho, I have to stay and see how this episode of Fish Nets wraps up.